Count Louis Marie de Castelbajac

Count Louis Marie de Castelbajac

Massive crush on Count Louis Marie de Castelbajac. Not only is he a gorgeous actor, French aristocracy, very well-dressed, son of the fabulous JC de Castelbajac (love him), but he's dating burlesque bombshell Dita Von Teese as well, 11 years his senior. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

He's so hot he makes Dita look lacking in composure, which is quite an achievement.

When we arrived at the Dolce & Gabbana party in Cannes last month, they were leaving - she looked teeny tiny, so pale she was almost translucent and incredibly prim and proper next to her new smouldering aristo playboy.

They were papped loads getting in their car - she looked calm and collected with a frozen smile whilst he looked distinctly unimpressed by the flashbulbs rammed in his face. Kylie was there too, looking surprisingly sexy in a hot pink D&G number. I always thought she'd be just too damn small to look hot but she looked great flirting with the cameras and stomping around in massive heels with a massive grin on her face. New Kylie convert!