Oh no you didn't... I may be a Francophile with a penchant for fancy dress, currently enjoying a stint in Paris, but I would never go that far - I took the beret off before leaving the house don't you worry.
As much as I love my vintage Jaeger hat and new Petit Bateaubreton stripe top (iconic sailor stripes from a classic French brand? Oui SVP!), never the twain shall meet or you look like a silly tourist in costume. Now, where's my string of onions?